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I'm not really sure what I did wrong. I don't feel I deserve this treatment. The cats laugh at me and I can't chew on my bone. When I walk through doorways, I forget to give myself an extra few inches and I always clip the wall. Worst of all, my paws really itch. Until Mama slapped this thing on me I was able to lick them, but now I can't reach them.