Xmas with the Grandparents

My parents took me on a long drive the other day to my grandparent's house. They have since left me here. It's been tough to get time to blog with all the people in and out of here. They've dressed me and Mama and Dad seem to have taught them some french. Before we left on the car ride though, Mama gave me an early xmas present of peanut butter.

Tough Choices

When my parents watch TV, I'm forced to decide:

Choice A: On the stomach of one.















Choice B: In "the valley" between the two.

Mama's Back

My nuclear family is back in order.

Bare Assed

It sometimes sucks to have a dad who isn't fluent in french. I was trying to tell him for a few days that I had fleas again. He thought I was just itching dry skin from my shower. He gave me some Frontline and shaved my ass (where they hide) bare.

Je Danse Pour La Banane

I'd do just about anything for just one bite of a banana. Dad knows this and takes advantage of my weakness. He now makes me dance for it.

Excess Skin

The skin on my forehead and neck doesn't really seem to be attached to anything. Boy do I love to have it squooshed around.