The Vicious Cycle

When my adopted parents first brought me home, I figured it was okay to relieve myself wherever. Soon I found that this was discouraged inside the house. Well, sometimes I get sick and I don't make it outside. Now I'm turning 30 in dog years next month and having accidents at this age is downright embarassing. So naturally I try and cover my tracks by eating the evidence. Unfortunately, I'm never very successful at concealing and this only makes me sicker.